**There are no pictures to accommodate this post. You'll thank me later.**
The day has arrived. I've been waiting on this day for some time. There was never any guarantee that it would ever get here, but I've been prepared nonetheless.My preparations began several years ago when my dad shared a story with me about when this day arrived for he and my mom as parents. The day that I found my way into my poopy diaper. So I knew I'd been doomed for this day to come long before I had kids. It's just the way the world works, isn't it?This morning started the same as most others. Jackson wakes me up around 8am obviously frustrated to be confined by those crib rails. That's where the normalcy ends. When I enter his room, it smells AWFUL. The mother in me is excited! Poop already! A diaper saved! You see, normally we change into a clean dry diaper, have our morning milk and then we have a dirty diaper to change, but TODAY we killed 2 birds with 1 stone and I was getting that dreaded poopy diaper change out of the way 1st thing!**Warning - the following is not for those with weak stomachs!**
In my excitement, I didn't notice the mess at 1st. I thought it smelled a little stronger than it should have, being contained by a diaper and all. I mean they do offer some filtering qualities other than the obvious physical barrier. But Jackson was acting a little subdued and distracted and then I noticed something that every mother of a toddler is hyper-sensitive to; his hand went to his mouth and his little tongue was sticking out. He was pulling bits of something from his mouth. That's when I noticed something all over his hands... and his face.Take as long as you need to recover from your gags and such...
Then he started prancing around. There were dollops of it here and there on his sheets and he was trying to decide whether or not to play in them or not. And of course it was smeared all over the rails. It wasn't until after his bath when I began the crib cleanup process that I noticed it on the walls behind his bed.Jackson had a nice scrub-down this morning and after getting him dressed for his day and finally getting him his milk in front of cartoons, my job cleaning up his room began. It wasn't too bad really. Maybe it's because I've been dreading it and waiting for it for so many years. Ironically, during this entire process, all I could think about was breakfast! I learned today that I have adjusted very well to motherhood. Can YOU clean up people poop and plan your breakfast at the same time? Now just a few more months until London arrives and the adjustments will begin again!